Drama Begins,
At Home, Bangalore, Sunday Night, 10 PM:
So Tensed. Can I do this ? I never did this at all…. Oh my !!! What atrocity is this ?? I never had this feeling ever before in my life…. ‘Kanna Pennu, Ponnu, Pugazh.. itha thedi naama po koodathu nammala thedi athu varanum’ (Man should not be behind women, wealth and fame… its supposed to be vice versa)… Rajni’s so famous dialogue ringing on my head… thaz because its my ring tone (I have this bloody habbit of having thalaivar dialogues as my ring tone for crazy reasons)… ‘Halo….Yeah… No…Havent slept yet…. Yaa…. 6 AM is it… ok … sounds cool… ya.. count on me… bye sweet heart’… Back to confused-over-confusion state… Why should I do this??? Well …. Thaz it… no point in thinking over and over… I have decided … am leaving in the mrng….
At Bus Terminus, Bangalore, 4.30 AM:
Uhhhhhh…. So cold… never got up at this freaky time… my goodness cant believe am doin this… The hot ginger tea at this time will be awesome…. I slowly searched for a 5 rupees note with still a no-one-should-spot-me here prayer in my mind … though I know am not doing anything stupid…. After all, its my life… I sipped the tea as slow as I could… There is a bus leaving every 15 mins to Hosur and probably ideal to catch the 4.45 Bus…. Heard the bus honking up and quickly bottomsuped my tea and rushed to bus… good I got this monkey cap… I can cover up my face with the mist as excuse….
At Hosur Railway Station, 5.50 AM:
Thank god… the train haven’t reached yet… you can always bet on the Indian railways and the timing perfection…. And for bad reasons ofcourse… The tongue urged for another tea… what if I missed the train… god no…. ‘Aniyayatha kanda summa irukaatha summa adichu thool kelapu’ (Never tolerate anything bad jus go and blast) hehehe… another ring tone… again Thalaivar… hehehe…. ‘Ya … oh good… I have reached already… S3 is it ??? cool will catch you… nahh don’t come out.. I will be fine’ I cancelled my plan for tea and started anticipated the train.
At Hosur Railway station, 6.10 AM:
‘Were you waiting for long ?’, The caring words from her throat flowed like jog falls
‘Nah…Jus 5 mins… was a perfect plan’, I just shrugged my shoulders
‘I told you this is stupid idea.. .Am coming to Banglore anyway So why should you come all the way here ?’, now this time she pretends like caring… after all she initiated this and well I got motivated ofcourse.... however, we share equal responsblty for this meet… god !!! girls!!!!
‘Hey Relax…’, Am acting good…’You don’t know about our gang… we never plan things… and we always like such thrills and adventures… You know what once we wer almost in the middle of naxals in a deep western ghats and still got away… this is nothing’… I added spice to that useless incident happened long back shamelessly…
‘Is it ???’, is she acting or really surprised ???? god I girls !!!!
‘Hey hope no one knows am here though… otherwise I will b screwd up so badly that I need to arrange for my own cremation’… I was acting (acting???) feared to keep her smiling….
‘Is it?’, she smiles….’ What will happen if your friends finds out ? after all we gonna get married soon’, She is so innocent….
‘You don’t know how much I tortured my other gang members in their courtship period…. It’s a long story’…. I can now feel the pain
Phone rings and she went mad hearing thalaivar’s voice as my ring tone…. I gave the totally-shameless-flirty-smile and took the phone…
‘Hey…. No da… I cant… am busy today…. Me??? Ofcourse at home man…infact am in toilet… not feeling good… iam on leave today… you guys carry on’…I was casually handling the call from my friend… and then the shock came….. from other side
‘MR. RADHA KRISHNAN, IF YOU ARE IN TOILET THEN WHY AM I HEARING THE HORN SOUND OF TRAIN AND TEA COFFEE SELLERS VOICE INSIDE THE TRAIN ?... DUDE I WILL CATCH U IN THE OFFICE FOR THE REST OF THE STORY…BYE !!!’
As you can guess, the rest is history…. The story isn’t over yet… The once so called affected gang member of MR. RADHA KRISHNAN got the news from the person who called MR.RADHA KRISHNAN and blogged this incident for his self satisfaction some wer thousands of miles away from Banglore in the title ‘Ridiculous Radha Krishnan’ and the contents almost same as this post……
