Orayyy Bongu !!!!

Ha…!!! This is exclusive post for tamil folks… it’s a popular attempt normally made by any mimicry/imitation experts…. The recent spur is on the famous controversial game of India Vs. Australia happened in Sydney last week and herez my imagination unleashed….

The following are the characters involved in the game…. I have compared them with famous movie characters+actors

Ganguly – ‘Thirumalai’ vijay
Kumble – ‘Sethu’ Vikram
Dravid – Poornam viswanathan
Bucknor(umpire) – Senthil
Dhoni – Gowndamani
Ponting – TR
Benson (umpire)– ‘Gajini’ Surya
Sutherland (Australia cricket comitee head)– `Billa’ Ajith

Scene 1:

When Dhoni took the catch of Symonds bowled by Ishaan sharma and bucknor ruled that as ‘Not out’.

Dhoni (Gowndamani) : Dei bonda thalaya ‘How is that’ da
Bucknor (senthil) : Not out annayn…
Dhoni : Dei gokka makka venaamda… methi pattay saavatha out koduthudu
Bucknor : Athu outayy ilaynayyy… athepdi koduka mudiyum
Dhoni : Ayoo intha kaatu panni imsa thaanga mudiyala yaarachum avana kondutu poi aaprica zoola vitutuvaangada

Scene 2:

When dravid was given out by bucknor even though he haven’t nicked the ball to keeper.

Gilchrist : How is that???

Bucknor (Senthil) : (Eating banana) he he he outunayyy….

Dravid (Poornam viswanathan) : dhdhdhdh eeeswara…. Ithenna akramam antha kaduvul mela satyama ithu out ila…. Thayava seithu enna aada udungoo run kooda adikamatayn ingayae nikkarayn… thirumba pona avaaa ellam senthu enna adichayy konnuduva… please uturungoooo

Bucknor: athellam mudiyathu annay avanga thaan vazhapzham vaangi koduthaangalay appa neenga thaan outu…kelambunga seekiram

Dhoni (Gowndamani): (being angry in the pavilion) enna udra… ivana antha vaazha pazham prechnai vanthapay pottu thalli irukanum…. Ivana appavay kondu poi ethachum kaatla vitutu vanthiruntha ivlo prechnai vanthirukuma….. paaru stadium vaasalla pichai eduthu porai biscuit thinnutu iruntha naai naatamai panuthu….neee vaadi veliyala unaku en kaila thaan karumari….!!!

Scene 3:

When Ganguly edged a ball to Clarke but the catch wasn’t clean.

Australia team : How is that???

Benson (Surya) : Enna nadathichi ippa .. well… Ponting neeyachum sollupa…ennachi

Ponting: Yei Benson… nee aagatha tension… ganguly koduthaan catchu… mudinji pochu matchu… ethavena maranthuko….. out koduthutu kelambiko…ye tandanakka ye tanakunakka

Benson : Appa out…. Dei kelambuda….

Ganguly (Vijay): Anna…. Enangna avar kittta poi naa outaanu ketutu out kodupeengalana… overaaa therla…. Avaru enna extra rendu wicket koduthu aadava sollida poraaru athuku enkita straightaavay out koduthurkalaamay na….. dei ponting… vaazhkai oru vattam inga jaikaravan thopaaan thokaravan jeipaaan…. Atha nee koodiya seekirathula purinjipa….

Ponting: hahaha… machi ganguly!!! Atho paaru nagma… kindi tharuva upma…saaptu veetlayae ukkaruma… Australia kitta vendaama…!!!


Scene 4:

When the match is over and India was all out.

Kumble (‘Sethu’ Vikram): (Looking at bucknor) manasu valikuthu da… ovvoru thadavayum nee oruoruthana out koduthu koduthu anupum bothum ippavachum nee adanguva nu naa amaithiya irunthayn paaru … athaan thappu… inimelaachum intha velaya vitutu veetla poi chicken biriyani thinnutu paduthu thoongu… illa naa poga maatayn… ingayaee irunthu substitute playerskum out koduthutu thaan povaynu sonaaaynu vai….(he looks around and pulls one stump…then places it near bucknor) orayyy kuthu thaan !!!!!

Scene 5:

James Sutherland addressing media.

Journalist: How can you win a match in this manner?
Sutherland (Ajith): Australian cricket varalaara konjam puratti parunga athu namaku kathu koduthathu onnay onnu thaan…. Win pannanumna evlo bongu venaalum adikalaam… evana venaalum kalaaikalaam… evlo venaalum asingasingama thittalaam…..

Sreesanth (‘Kaaka kaaka’ Suriya) watching this on TV in India : Bongadikarathulayum, ellarayum moraikarathulayum naa periya expert ila aana bonguna ivana (Ponting) maari thaan adikanumnu enaku thonichi…. Adutha matchla avana vachikarayn…!!!!